Cow Revolution Beginnings

The cow revolution is a group of cows going around gathering support, and then revolting set the same time around 2400. This is the beginnings, and taking over the barn, which served as a base.

"There once was a little cow. The cow was protesting  a new rule made on the farm that required that cows had to be milked more. Instead of listening to the protest, farmer Brown just turned the cows into hamburgers. The cows did not appreciate being turned into hamburgers. They protested between the buns. Their friends the pigs joined the movement, they wanted to be fed more. Farmer Brown shot them instead. The farm animals and plants  all rallied behind the cows, even grass. They attacked and killed Farmer Brown, and turned him into a human-burger. Walmart sued Dead Farmer Brown because he used the gun that he got from Walmart for animal abuse (even though that was what it was intended for). The cows were mad that Walmart was selling  murder guns, so they barged the doors and pushed over old ladies that were shopping. Then the cows attacked the Walmart employees. A kid in the Barbie aisle threw Barbie and Ken at one of the cows and the cow died. The fallen cow’s friends were distraught at the killing of an not-innocent cow, so they yelled “FOR MY FALLEN BRO-COW” and ran into the kid, making her fall into a stand of Hot-Wheels. When he fell on the Hot-Wheels stand, he rolled on them until he smashed into a vending machine. The vending machine dispensed soda, candy, chips, and quarters, so the cow raided the vending machine. The other cows joined in, until they were a fat stack of fatter cows drunk on soda.

The cows decided to steal a truck, they drove away drinking soda and eating chips. Then a food processing truck came by and decided that fat, drunk, truck-driving-cows would be good to put into the meat grinder. The cows would not allow this, and they spilled out of the truck and knocked over the other truck.

They returned to the farm using another stolen truck and a new wonderful age of cows and humans living together in peace did not happen… Ever…"

Most animals supported the Great Cow Revolotion, but Giraffe's did not. This led to the Great girraffe extermination.